Perfect Skin

**This review contains spoilers**

"Perfect Skin" (2018, Kevin Chicken, Perfect Skin Productions, KEW Media Group) is a psychological horror film about an obsessive tattoo artist who goes way too far in his attempts to create a masterpiece.

Katia (Natalia Kostrzewa) is a Polish woman who moves in with her Australian friend, Lucy (Jo Woodcock), in her London flat. While out partying Lucy introduces Katia to Bob (Richard Brake), an American tattoo artist who Lucy had received some tattoo work from in the past. Bob offers to design Katia her first tattoo, but he becomes obsessed with her as a perfect 'blank canvas' and kidnaps her in order to turn her into his personal masterpiece.

An extremely dark and sinister plot which is well executed and creates uncomfortable but intriguing viewing. As Katia wakes to discover more and more changes to her body she becomes both horrified at the transformation being done without her consent and also interested in spite of herself in what Bob has planned, as well as in his other dark interests.

A study in obsession, dominance and retaliation which manages not to vilify the sub-culture of body modification, despite the antagonist's misuse of it. The film straddles the void between exploitation movies and torture films becoming fairly difficult to fit into any one box. While certainly not pleasant viewing, the cast deliver a haunting performance that may leave you looking for the wire brush and dettol afterwards.

Currently available to rent from YouTube.

[Image: KEW Media Group, et al]

Hani

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

"Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers" (1988, Michael A. Simpson, Double Helix Films) is the sequel to "Sleepaway Camp".

Angela (Pamela Springsteen) has supposedly reformed after her murder-spree at Camp Arawak 8 years prior and has opted to continue to identify as female. Having assumed a different surname, she has become one of the camp counsellors at Camp Rolling Hills. However, Angela is constantly disappointed in her campers and colleagues' behaviour... soon she's back to her old slasher ways!

Springsteen takes up the mantel of Angela from Felissa Rose from the original film. The young adult Angela is an enjoyable antagonist. She's funny, sneaky, a bit nerdy and violent. Plus she enjoys a good sing-a-long.

The sequel enjoys a lot more action than the original, and we are treated to some of Angela's witty slasher repartee and some homages to other slashers of the time. There's some fun gore and the film is certainly more of a comedy satirical horror than the original was, but is definitely bingeable as a double feature.

I feel Angela deserves more recognition as a slasher killer!

[Image: Double Helix Films]

Hani

The Video Dead

"The Video Dead" (1987, Robert Scott, Interstate 5 Productions, Highlight Productions, Manson International) is one of those 80s horror films whose cover art is the reason I got into horror in the first place.

A writer receives the delivery of a television by accident which turns out to be the gateway to the real world for the zombie antagonists of a black and white B-movie called "Zombie Blood Nightmare". Despite being unplugged, the zombies escape through the screen and begin to terrorise the neighbourhood. Some time later a new family buys the writer's house and discover the TV in the attic and the humorous zombie antics begin again!

Cheesy, clunky and bizarre this little gem of B-movie ridiculousness is one of those pizza and beer movies that will keep you and your friends laughing and eye-rolling in equal measure. From crazy characters, weird scripting and zombies in wigs this movie enjoys some amusing ideas.... and oddly no video tapes at all!

[Image: Interstate 5 Productions, et al]

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Velvet Buzzsaw

"Velvet Buzzsaw" (2019, Dan Gilroy, Netflix, Dease Pictures Inc.) is a film about haunted art.

We follow several somewhat repellent people working in and around the Art world as they discover the art of a disturbed and isolated man named Dease who recently died in his apartment. Despite strict wishes of the deceased to have his art destroyed, art agent Josephina (Zawe Ashton), gallery owner Rhodora Haze (Rene Russo) and art critic Morf Vadewalt (Jake Gyllenhaal) become determined to make their fortunes and names selling the pieces. As Dease's work becomes a success and begins to garner attention, however, the people involved in the deal begin to mysteriously disappear or turn up dead...

A fun supernatural horror which satirises the Art world and delivers some humour along with some cheesy gore. The film takes its time to set up the scene and introduce us to its cast of colourful characters played by a collection of well respected names. In addition to those mentioned above we also have Toni Collette, Tom Sturridge, John Malkovich, Daveed Diggs, Billy Magnussen and Natalia Dyer all playing parts of artists, curators and others involved in the world of Art all keen to be the one to discover the "next big thing".

Once the set up is complete we are treated to some amusing deaths and some effective imagery delivered in a offbeat style while poking fun at its subject matter. The film has a slick art house feel while also mocking that exact thing but doesn't go out of its way to be anything beyond entertaining. And that is the point! The kill scenes are amusing and creative, if a little silly, and all in all I found it to be a pleasing 109 minute ride.

If you're looking for hidden layers, there aren't really any there. The film has the feel of a Goosebumps book plot turned into a film for a more adult audience. And that, in my book, is no bad thing.

[Image: Netflix et al]

Hani